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gdi who sent around the kk steals hands comic again who did it who did the thing
it’s weird playing mass effect 3 because you come across all these feuds between different races of aliens that have existed for centuries and seemingly nothing can possibly get them to reconcile but then shepard steps in and it’s like
there is nothing, absolutely nothing, not a single thing about this piece of dialogue that i don’t love
I am moved to tears by the beauty and drama of the human condition.
i now have a slightly better idea as to what this whole twitch plays pokemon thing is going around
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
Greetings, Aperture employees, Cave Johnson here with some good news, and some bad news. Good news is, our experiments with portaling a werewolf onto the lunar surface produced very clear, and very immediate results! Go team!
Bad news is, those results were that the poor guy died of hypothermia and asphyxia within seconds, same as all the other test subjects we sent up there. Apparently lycanthropy does not grant one an immunity to zero-atmosphere environments as I had suspected. My assistant, Greg, tells me that I was actually thinking of vampires there, and not werewolves, so…that one’s on me.
However, this brings me to some more good news: Any test subjects who had been quarantined in Test Chamber 32A due to sudden cases of vampirism, you’re in luck, because we’ve got a new test ready just for you! Just hustle on over towards the lone portal surface on the east wall there while we move the airtight paneling into place to begin the test.
Anyway, that’s that…now get back to work, everyone! Except for you, over there by the coffee machine. Break room rules clearly state a 15-minute max, and you’ve been in there for 20. You know the drill. Box, stuff, door, parking lot, adios, you’re fired.
Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
if I’m not playing video games I’m probably thinking about them
the engineers at my school have this cement block with an “E” on it that people like to vandalize (usually the Arts faculty spray paints an A over the E), but someone did THIS last night oh my god
Consider me seduced, smooth talker.
All three of them together
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Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.
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